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Mr. "Hey, It Works, Doesn't It?" guy
Created By: Ryan Russon

About This Hero: A close friend of Mr. "I can build my own version of ASP.NET better than Microsoft" Guy, this hero doesn't concern himself with frivolous things like scalability, maintainability, and code reuse. He takes great pride in the forty layers of nested if-thens and spaghetti code that make up his 100 KLOC method. (Anyone that thinks it's difficult to debug obviously isn't as competent a programmer.) Whiners complaining that his code isn't efficient just need to buy more and beefier computers. The important thing is the program works --no matter how long it takes.


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