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Mr. "It works on my computer" Guy
Mr. "Select * from tablename example" Guy
Mr. "I can build your own version of asp.net better than Microsoft" Guy
Mr. "I got an error" guy
Mr "You should have done it this way" guy
Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy
Mr. "AJAX should still be called XMLHTTP" guy
Mr. "Office Nerf Basketball Player" Guy
Mr. "Ruby Can do anything faster than .NET" Guy
Mr. "VB.NET isn't as good as C#" guy
Mr. "Look at all my Certifications" guy
Mr. "Why don't you just use DotNetNuke" guy
Mr. "Rootkits are a good way to secure our application" Guy
Mr. "Painfully Obvious Comment" Guy
Mr. "I can do that easier using 20 hidden fields" guy
Mr. "I wrote my own O/R mapper" guy
Mr. "Hey, It Works, Doesn't It?" guy
Mr. "Managed Code is Slow" guy
Mr. "Use the best language for each problem" guy
Mr. "I Broke The Build" Guy
Mr. "Extra Small T-shirt, long pony tail linux administrator" Guy
Mr. "Lone wolf" guy
Mr. "Inline SQL" guy
Mr. "They Didn't Teach Us That In School". guy
Mr. "Start My Own Charity" Guy
Mr. "It'll Only Take 10 Minutes" guy
Mr. "Every Variable must start with an Undscore" Guy
Mr. "I have been to every CodeCamp" Guy
Mr. "The service pack is too big and complex; lets build a new version" Guy
Mr. "We don't need no stinking indexes, foreign keys, or primary keys" Guy
Mr. "Don't read the manual just figure it out from intellisense" Guy
Mr. "Don't tell us what you want, but bitch because you didn't get what you wanted." Guy
Mr. "That feature has been in Java for years" Guy
Mr. "I get everything for free" Guy
Mr. "FoxPro is not dead" Guy
Mr. "Newsgroups Are The Only Pure Form of Online Communication" Guy
Mr. "Windows Vista Vietnamese version" Guy
Mr. "Self Documenting Code" Guy
Mr. "My code is better" Guy
Mr. "Gets Things Done On Time" Guy
Mr. "Ctrl-Alt-Del's never exist" Guy
Mr. "Wow, SharePoint is a great app...I'm going to crack the database!" Guy
Mr. "I Dont need no Stinkin Comments" guy
Mr. "Don't need no documentation" Guy
Mr. "What's Unit Testing" Guy
Mr. "What's a Design Spec" Guy
Mr. "I Can do it better than Bill Gates" Guy
Mr. " Pattern" Guy
Mr. "Rebuild Technology" Guy
Mr. "Never Drain Battery" Guy
Mr. "We're an Agile and RAD shop" guy
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