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	Mr. "It works on my computer" Guy

	Mr. "Select * from tablename example" Guy

	Mr. "I can build your own version of asp.net better than Microsoft" Guy

	Mr. "I got an error" guy

	Mr "You should have done it this way" guy

	Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy

	Mr. "AJAX should still be called XMLHTTP" guy

	Mr. "Office Nerf Basketball Player" Guy

	Mr. "Ruby Can do anything faster than .NET" Guy

	Mr. "VB.NET isn't as good as C#" guy

	Mr. "Look at all my Certifications" guy

	Mr. "Why don't you just use DotNetNuke" guy

	Mr. "Rootkits are a good way to secure our application" Guy

	Mr. "Painfully Obvious Comment" Guy

	Mr. "I can do that easier using 20 hidden fields" guy

	Mr. "I wrote my own O/R mapper" guy

	Mr. "Hey, It Works, Doesn't It?" guy

	Mr. "Managed Code is Slow" guy

	Mr. "Use the best language for each problem" guy

	Mr. "I Broke The Build" Guy

	Mr. "Extra Small T-shirt, long pony tail linux administrator" Guy

	Mr. "Lone wolf" guy

	Mr. "Inline SQL" guy

	Mr. "They Didn't Teach Us That In School". guy

	Mr. "Start My Own Charity" Guy

	Mr. "It'll Only Take 10 Minutes" guy

	Mr. "Every Variable must start with an Undscore" Guy

	Mr. "I have been to every CodeCamp" Guy

	Mr. "The service pack is too big and complex; lets build a new version" Guy

	Mr. "We don't need no stinking indexes, foreign keys, or primary keys" Guy

	Mr. "Don't read the manual just figure it out from intellisense" Guy

	Mr. "Don't tell us what you want, but bitch because you didn't get what you wanted." Guy

	Mr. "That feature has been in Java for years" Guy

	Mr. "I get everything for free" Guy

	Mr. "FoxPro is not dead" Guy

	Mr. "Newsgroups Are The Only Pure Form of Online Communication" Guy

	Mr. "Windows Vista Vietnamese version" Guy

	Mr. "Self Documenting Code" Guy

	Mr. "My code is better" Guy

	Mr. "Gets Things Done On Time" Guy

	Mr. "Ctrl-Alt-Del's never exist" Guy

	Mr. "Wow, SharePoint is a great app...I'm going to crack the database!" Guy

	Mr. "I Dont need no Stinkin Comments" guy

	Mr. "Don't need no documentation" Guy

	Mr. "What's Unit Testing" Guy

	Mr. "What's a Design Spec" Guy

	Mr. "I Can do it better than Bill Gates" Guy

	Mr. " Pattern" Guy

	Mr. "Rebuild Technology" Guy

	Mr. "Never Drain Battery" Guy

	Mr. "We're an Agile and RAD shop" guy

Here's to you.....

Hero	Narrations	Audio	Rating
Mr. "It works on my computer" Guy	1	1	3.0
Mr. "Select * from tablename example" Guy	1	1	4.5
Mr. "I can build your own version of asp.net better than Microsoft" Guy	1	1	5.0
Mr. "I got an error" guy	1	0	4.6
Mr "You should have done it this way" guy	1	0	5.0
Mr. "Overly Complicated Application" Guy	1	1	5.0
Mr. "AJAX should still be called XMLHTTP" guy	1	0	3.5
Mr. "Office Nerf Basketball Player" Guy	1	0
Mr. "Ruby Can do anything faster than .NET" Guy	1	0	3.5
Mr. "VB.NET isn't as good as C#" guy	1	0	5.0
Mr. "Look at all my Certifications" guy	1	0	5.0
Mr. "Why don't you just use DotNetNuke" guy	0	0
Mr. "Rootkits are a good way to secure our application" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Painfully Obvious Comment" Guy	0	0
Mr. "I can do that easier using 20 hidden fields" guy	0	0	4.0
Mr. "I wrote my own O/R mapper" guy	0	0	4.5
Mr. "Hey, It Works, Doesn't It?" guy	0	0
Mr. "Managed Code is Slow" guy	0	0
Mr. "Use the best language for each problem" guy	0	0
Mr. "I Broke The Build" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Extra Small T-shirt, long pony tail linux administrator" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Lone wolf" guy	0	0
Mr. "Inline SQL" guy	0	0
Mr. "They Didn't Teach Us That In School". guy	0	0
Mr. "Start My Own Charity" Guy	0	0
Mr. "It'll Only Take 10 Minutes" guy	0	0	5.0
Mr. "Every Variable must start with an Undscore" Guy	0	0
Mr. "I have been to every CodeCamp" Guy	0	0
Mr. "The service pack is too big and complex; lets build a new version" Guy	0	0
Mr. "We don't need no stinking indexes, foreign keys, or primary keys" Guy	0	0	4.0
Mr. "Don't read the manual just figure it out from intellisense" Guy	0	0	5.0
Mr. "Don't tell us what you want, but bitch because you didn't get what you wanted." Guy	0	0	5.0
Mr. "That feature has been in Java for years" Guy	0	0	5.0
Mr. "I get everything for free" Guy	0	0
Mr. "FoxPro is not dead" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Newsgroups Are The Only Pure Form of Online Communication" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Windows Vista Vietnamese version" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Self Documenting Code" Guy	0	0
Mr. "My code is better" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Gets Things Done On Time" Guy	0	0	3.0
Mr. "Ctrl-Alt-Del's never exist" Guy	0	0	1.0
Mr. "Wow, SharePoint is a great app...I'm going to crack the database!" Guy	0	0
Mr. "I Dont need no Stinkin Comments" guy	0	0
Mr. "Don't need no documentation" Guy	0	0	3.0
Mr. "What's Unit Testing" Guy	0	0
Mr. "What's a Design Spec" Guy	0	0
Mr. "I Can do it better than Bill Gates" Guy	0	0
Mr. " Pattern" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Rebuild Technology" Guy	0	0
Mr. "Never Drain Battery" Guy	0	0
Mr. "We're an Agile and RAD shop" guy	0	0

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